Rogue Punchlines

Rouge punchlines and Rouges for that matter, pwn. Yes, Rogue is my favorite class. No it has not always been my fave. My first class ever in anywhere was... hmmm... uh.... I think it was... Adventure Quest? And I was a warrior. Now wherever I go that has character classes I always choose Rogues. Anywhom enough about me...

"...and that's why you'll never have girlfriend, Mike."
-Rob Moran, YouTube's "Rurikar" or Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon(copyright of Robert Moran)

"...and that's when I found out I was gay."

"You can go to Jolly Pirate- OH SWEET JESUS IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!!! DRIVE DAMNIT!!! DRIVE!!!!"
Original quote:
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a 2 hour shit for all I care!"
-Tourettes Guy Danny

"You suck dick!"
"No YOU suck dick!"
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you, too! Oh, and also... AIDS!"

"...and that's why I ALWAYS tie it in a knot. Just like when I masturbate!"

"You lick shitty ass!"
"You're mom does!"
"No. YOU'RE mom does!"
"No! You're mom's mom does!
"No, you're mom's mom's mom does!"
"No, you're mom's mom's mom's..."
e.t.c

"Do it harder!"
"That's what SHE said!"

"...and that's why my dick is purple."

"The only reason I take steroids is 'cause I can't fit it in my girlfriend!"

"...and then he grabbed my balls, and we made out. True story."

Hope you enjoyed! Don't feel the need to credit me!

Lonelygirl15 AKA Bree AKA Jessica Rose

I hate her fucking guts. She should have at least told everyone from the start she was a 23 year old actor. What a bitch. I hate her almost more than politics. ALMOST! She's just pathetic. I dedicate this song to her: You're pitiful-Weird Al Yankovich.

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=7DGxXhVVxtM

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